I love the originality.
I know it's all meant in farce, but for the sake of continuity issues Spiderman doesn't use web cartridges anymore (which is what the movie was trying to tie into so that new readers would have less confusion_and Superman's cells aren't technically super they just metabolize solar energy in much the same way as plants do which generates a strong force shield around his body (which is why his costume hardly ever shows damage in a fight) so technically it does hurt him if you poke him in the eye but you would have to deplete his stores of solar energy first to disable his shield.
Other than that this 'toon was great. I actually scared my cats when I laughed so hard. Keep up the great work.