you are a mongoose face.
THIS IS JUST A QUESTION, BUT
what if your name was oscar, and you were hit by a car while you were walking to school, and then your mom came and gave you a magic apple that made your elbow squishy, so then you went to the car wash, and you saw a man practicing martial arts, and you were like "hey man, what up?", and he was like "whaaachacomospisaboot", and you were like, "what did you just say?" and he was like, "nothing" so then you decided to wear a cape to the convention, but it was all dirty, so then you cried for a long time in your room, and then you stepped in some mud, and your left foot turned into a werewolf that gave you ice cream?
please respond.