one line summary...yay
what a happy, shitty n00b flash. this is the kind of stuff that keeps sticking on your hand (probably attracting a lot of flies at the same time) if you could insert your hand into the NG portal and pull it out again.
what actually happened in that 'flash' anyway? just a lot of crappy animation that's too fast to make any sense anyway. my dog could supply better voice-overs too. while being molested by the cat next door.
my advise, first learn to animate, then think of something worth animating.
link,mario and sonic have been raped for these kinds of flashes so often their collective assholes could hold the entirety of the NG portal by now.
and let me guess... why don't I make a flash then you ask? it's true, you're better then me, and that's exactly why I don't put garbage up like that. I'd want to actually learn flash first. maybe learn how to draw too, that seems to help. you might wanna try that sometime.
now if you'll excuse me, I need to tend to the bleeding of my eyes your junk has inflicted upon me.
*and I thought the flashes advertised on the front page would be decent at least >.<