Reviews for Metal Gear Toast 3

[scorchin-hot]

more like metal gear milquetoast no not even

The following are a review and tkingmans message from his profile shown together to expose him as a total hypocrite.

Tkingman's message:METAL GEAR TOAST 3 IS HERE! I'm quite angry. There are a lot of good people on Newgrounds, but there also seems to be a lot more morons. Here's some tips: Use CONSTRUCTIVE criticism instead of I'M A MORON EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME criticism. Good day.

Reviw by Tkingman:That was one of the stupidest flashes i've seen to date. Everything sucked about it. What the hell was going on, the graphics sucked, the music sucked, no interactivity, plain stupid crap going on, nothing violent, and nothing humorous at all really. The voices sucked. This sucked!

now that you have no right to judge me on my semi-propagandic review here goes: Tkingman you must not have a brain because it seems you just substituted it with google image search and sound effects all fudgepacked into a steaming bowl of pop culture references circa 2000. Everthing else can be summed up in the review you wrote above.

tmanking responds:

First, it's TMANKING.
Second, that review was clearly years ago. Clearly the times and people change. Enough said.

[xEMO-BASSISTx]

wow

that actually may have ruined my day

[Westcoast2k4]

crap....

oh c'mon, it doesnt say crap, im paraphrasing, it was really cocking shite. bad animation, bad voices, the micheal thing where he breaks his damn neck was funny. so was the drunk thing, other then that completely pointless. change evrything it was, n it'll be better.....

[eternal70200]

Tyler, hang yourself.

Here's a one-line review:

If you took David Firth's (Jerry Jackson) Super Mario parody and thought he was TRYING to do a good job, it's still better than this flash.

tmanking responds:

Well, aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine! How about this, I'm making a list right now:
1) Get a fucking life. You think you're so great because you can tell people anything you want on newgrounds, and you probably get off on it.
2)You probably are going to live in your parent's basement the rest of your life.
3) Create a fucking flash before you put down others. You're worthless for not even trying yourself. And don't tell me you can do better because I bet you haven't even tried and if you have it was so shit you didn't even submit it.
4) One-line review for your life: "Would you like fries with that?!"
5) Seriously, man, I don't like to be mean, but do you really think you're all that for telling people to hang themselves when you can hide behind your faceless screename?! You would never have the balls to tell me this in person because you know you wouldn't be able to hide behind the internet then.
6) You're a horrible person, and you need to re-evaluate your life. Get a fucking clue, man.
7) Got a fucking problem with my flash film? Give me some constructive criticism instead of this bullshit.
Enough fucking said.

[RailXP]

Lame.

Juvenile Jokes, same old attempt at randomness but failing horribly. Go watch arfen house and analyze its reason for success before you pull something like this out of your ass.