Not all that great
It wasn't all that great. That's all I can really say. It's boring, monotonous, and just all the tips about making a quality flash were like so obvious. Overall, it really wasn't good.
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Frenzy responds:
thanks for reviewing.
Thank you, captain obvious.
I was kinda expecting this to be a sarcastic jab at all the recent submissions. Not like, an actual guide that emphasizes I "take my time" with my Flash so that it's actually good. I think I might have that filed deep somewhere in my "NAWW REALLY DURRRR" drawer.
Here's what I mean. For example:
Here's how you get featured:
-Don't make a button tutorial. Especially if you can't even spell "on(release)" correctly.
-Don't have a lengthy TEXT-DRIVEN intro to shoddy Emo music you recorded through a web headset.
-If your shoddy Emo music takes up 4.999 megabytes in comparison to the file's .0009 bytes of space, please dump in a preloader.
You know, stuff like that. Stuff that makes fun of all the common pet peeves we get from all the young amateurs on the site. That's something new and original. But this...it's just so painfully obvious, I'm half-tempted to check your other submissions to see if you have a presentation on the importance of breathing.
Frenzy responds:
Check my other submissions, review them please.
Oh, and by the way, your more of a n00b than me, so don't be trashing me about Newgrounds.
Well
It was pretty good but It was way to obvious
of course your gonna have to do your worst to get turd of the week award..
The sound got a bit annoying a couple minutes into it..
Frenzy responds:
Thanks for your review!