And the rock gods sent forth a dark angel...
A long time ago, the earth was blessed by the Gods of Rock oracles who created a sound that would cast all that is unholy and all that doth not rock back to the darkest pits of hell from whence they came. Then the evils of the world disguised as mortal men and women. The oracles fell as their sound was condemned by the demons who lied to the people with threats of damnation should they listen to the oracles. Then they poisoned them with a sound that put them in a state of sleep so that they could not hear the voices of the oracles. Then one day, the Gods of Rock sent forth from Val Halla a man who had powers greater than any of the oracles or demons. With his firebreathing dragon and his axe finely tuned, they spread the black flames of Heavy Metal to cast the demons straight to hell!
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