Hi, my name is The_WalrusZ
My only motivations are my own anger and greed.
I live in florida making cartoons that are uninspired and contain no original thought process to them. I'm as bad as IllWillPress when it comes to rehashing an old failed concept.
But unlike Illwill, I care when people dont like my cartoons. I whine to Wade Fulp when my precious racist YAAFM "cartoons" get flagged for being offensive and ignorant.
But the best thing about me, The_WalrusZ, is that I am an utter corporate whore. I do nothing that is not motivated by money or payment or favors. In fact, I'm such a complete sellout, that I actually animate my characters advertising pornography websites. I have absolutely no morals and barely any drawing or art skills and overall being put on the front page is just fine with me.
It shows Newgrounds likes to support people who think they're comedy central execs.
But thats ok! Fuck art! Fuck original ideas! Fuck putting more than 5 drawings into a flash! Fuck you all! I am the_WalrusZ! I am the start of a new generation of small companies using newgrounds to make idiots laugh and generate cashflow into our bulging pockets! Vive la capitalism! Vive la shitty terrible animation! Vive la horrible voice acting! Vive la old stale ideas! Vive la making fun of celebrities to be trendy and cool! Vive la death of all creativity! Vive la being too stupid to realize what a terrible excuse for a human being I am!
I AM THE_WALRUSZ! AND I LOVE YOUR CASH!!!!!!
- Sincerly
The_WalrusZ
(check and mate)