A modern day Masterpiece.
Words alone can not express the ways in which ths movie touched me.
Not only did it touch my heart and soul, but it also touched the most private of my nether regions.
It was as if i was gently being molested as i gazed on at the flashing colors and listened to the captivating melodies.
Today, i have lost my virginity, and not to a woman nor to a dog. But to the Alliance Seizure Collection.
There is no response I could produce that would be better than that review you left.
So fuck you.
My screamer
Didn't scream. At all. D: ONLY ******* TURN THE VOLUME DOWN IN THIS HEAVY METAL THRASHFUC
ALL THIS FURRY RAGE GAH
This is amazing.
This movie was so awesome it made me cum all over my keyboard. Then I threw it out, and some hobo decided to eat it so he got an STD. And he went to the hospital but was raped by a nurse who also got his STD. She was so mad at him she stabbed him and made a pool of blood as big as the Atalantic Ocean + The Pacific Ocean. But then other doctors came and drowned in it, but were rescued by 12 mermaids with red hair who sang songs all day long.
They went to watch Batman Begins, but Edward sat right beside them and they died because thir bodies couldn't withstand being so close to so much stupid. And Edward seeing that got sad and wend and made seventy more websites which his friends joined while fixing blenders. Even though the blenders were still working and his friends died, and failed at the internet. But then Superman came and killed them, or so we hope.
But their idiocity overwhelmed even him and they decided to cut since it seemed cool and they didn't fit in anywhere. The internet is a hsarsh place for people, and whales too. Even though whales get huner more, over the ocean and all that. It's pretty nasty, with lots of death and harpoons sticking in places where nothing should stick.
But yeah, good movie.
I'm pregnant.
review etiquette
Who knew that the usually annoying use of flashing colors for inducing seizures could produce something as brilliant as this. This movie had wonderful themes and imagery, accompanied by delightful music. Give this man a medal, and a life time supply of staples. If you don't think this movie deserves a score of 10 out of 10, I swear, I'll fucking
I think all the people who voted anything less than 10 just couldn't handle the seizurific awesomeness, orgasmed thrice before collapsing upon their computer and then accidentally clicked the wrong score. But I can forgive.
That's the only possible explanation I could think of. Well, that and erectile dysfunction.
I am honored
That my piss-drinking actions helped lead to the creation of this wonderful movie.
Good show, all. Good show indeed.
You are such a character.
You should have your own series! Eh... maybe later.