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Reviews for "The StarCraft Reporter"

Original! I'll give you that much!

It was certainly original. It may not have had the best of graphics or the most well-done sounds, but it was a unique take on the Starcraft experience in a way it might really be happening, though perhaps not as comically.

great IDEA! bad movie :(

+a reporter in the Starcraft world!
-a reporter in the Starcraft world.
-bad visuals
-bad sound

c.a.a.h

Should have taken the concept

And actually produced something GOOD. Believe it or not but when you can't think of anything funny to say you can't expect to hide this by including some shots of people getting hurt or falling over or things breaking and assume no one will notice. You've basically tried to recreate an episode of Funniest Home Video's in poorly drawn flash and made it worse by trying to tie this in with a videogame theme. There was plenty of opportunity to actually create something atleast mildly amusing in this idea but instead you decided some incoherent rambling mixed with a little slapstick would suffice. I mean if it was really SOO hard to think of much material for it, couldn't you atleast have made it shorter to cover what you HAD rather than extending it beyond that?

LOL!!!

"-Greeting them in our usual custom, charging at full speed bellowing loudly drenched in human blood." "Excellent work!"
I have been a "Crafty" since 1998, and I can say that this is the best piece of starcraft media i have EVER SEEN. I want a sequel. I require a sequel. And no shithead blizzard employee is gonna tell me otherwise, GOD DAMNIT!
(hell yes, w00t, all mah 5 r beel0ng 2 this.)

Hilarious

That was the best StarCraft parody I've ever seen. The part with the Zerg? Priceless!