I'm sure there's some moral...
.. or plot. wait... no. No plot. As for the moral, I didn't quite get it. I guess it hints at a plausible but highly unlikely future (in my opinion). I'm not sure what you were trying to do here, wether you were being funny, serious or silly. It seems to be all of the above, but in a bad mixture. Even if it's supposed to be like this, I would like to see what was hinted for completion.