Hmm...
Nice menu...too bad the "Secret Episodes" themselves beget as much amusement as they have quality.
Reviews for "Secret Episode Special II"
Raving-Homosexual responds:
Message from Legumious:
Ha...you know...as in "peanut"
Your not funny.
Wonderful...
That menu was awesome! Such great skill!
Thats all I can say...the Menu was just the best part.
Raving-Homosexual responds:
Good now go masturbate over the menu.
The introduction was excellent...
...but the rest of the flash was horrible. I will divide this review into two parts (the introduction and the main flash).
Introduction: The graphics in this part were excellent! The preloader had excellent graphics, and so did the introduction (and main menu)! The style of this was pretty cool, too. The sound was perfectly integrated into the flash, too.
Main Flash: Despite the excellent introduction, this part of the flash was horrible! The graphics of the part were horrible. Come on, alternating images with not even TWEENS?!? Even tweening the images (like in an animutation) would significantly improve the graphics. The style of this was horrible, too. Using still images and Speakonia doesn't make a very good flash. In addition, the fourth flash didn't automatically go back to the menu (for at least a minute - at that point, I right-clicked and pressed "Rewind"). The sound here was only decent, as there was some scratchiness in the Speakonia. In addition, the dialogue was horrible and unoriginal. Finally, there was absolutely no humor in this. Talking about your sexual fantasies is not funny at all.
This flash had a great introduction, but unfortunately, the main part of the flash was simply horrible. Overall: 1/10
Raving-Homosexual responds:
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uh..wha?
I've got some suggestions
Ok, Normally I would just bash any SE, But I wanna see If I can make a difference. I think the concept of a Secret episode would be funny, If some effort was applied. Considering the opening and the menu, you SE makers have talent, Use it. I know its tradition to use one picture and use a robot voice for the characters, And theres nothing but gay and sex jokes in there, But If you put some serious Time into animating sceens, making a storyline, And if possible some voices that sounded like the actors, I think this SE buissness could be a really great thing. Thanks for your time
Why?
Why the hell did this not get blammed? Each individual secret episode got blammed, a compilation of them should suffer the same. These are all terrible and immature, and I don't get why the artists who made them thought that this was funny.
Raving-Homosexual responds:
Your reviews, 80% of them are negative. What exactly tickles your fancy? Do you like NOTHING?!