Insulin! I need insulin!
IF (and I do mean IF) - ahem - If this was an honest attempt at bridging a racial gap (doubt it), the message got lost in the sugary sap.
If this was an exercise in putting just a little more cynicism out into the world (cuz we NEED that, of course), it makes me think of a Wallflowers lyric:
"The imitation of good faith is how you stumble upon hate."
...and now, if you'll pardon me, I've got some Sea Monkeys to tend to...