to bad... i thiough this was going to be cool
but no... i didnt even finish it. to much crap about buttfucking.... and u spelled sensei wrong.... so... no soup for u. i like the 3d but i think there was a bit to much standing around.
Reviews for "Ultimate Ninja Showdown 3"
PureCarnage responds:
Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.
I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.
It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.
It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.
Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.
I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.
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Anyone who finds this funny has the mind of a kindergartener. Even then, a kindergartener would only laugh at this if his douche-bag friends were laughing and he wanted to seem cool.
The constant repitition of the phrase "Don't shove a katana up my ass" wasn't funny at all...and it seems like you pretty much leaned on that phrase as your only source of humor throughout the entire flash.
The ninjas didn't fight; they just undulated and occasionally hugged.
The animation wasn't that great either...better than some (children), I guess.
You have one of the worst senses of humor I've ever bore witness to. You're like that kid in high school who is always saying shit aloud that he should just keep to himself...and whenever he starts to speak everyone in the class sighs and shares short, implicit trices of eye contact with one another.
Do better.
PureCarnage responds:
Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.
I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.
It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.
It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.
Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.
I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.
Meh..
I am actually disapointed.. It shouldn't be in front page as this is neither good nor hilarious. I mean, I realize it should've take you a long time to do the animation, although most of it are just static images, voice acting really must've taken you some time eh?..
Other than that dialogue was annoying, and katana ass-rape was pretty nasty I might add... better luck next time :)
Have a nice day :3 -
PureCarnage responds:
Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.
I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.
It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.
It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.
Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.
I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.
This was cool!
it was funny.It was cool becus it was 3D and it was funny.
PureCarnage responds:
Thanks, glad you liked it.
Slightly Funny
But kind of childish, wasn't really any violence, just lots of headbutting. The voices were annoying as hell. And the animation wasn't really crappy, but better than anything I could do...
PureCarnage responds:
Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.
I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.
It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.
It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.
Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.
I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.