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Reviews for "The Retard Collab"

Ah, another shitty piece of shit that is shit.

You know...

Why must you hate newgrounds so? The first collab was funny, but man... what is this? The 800th one?

Why don't you guys get away from the collabs, and write a movie. Hell, you could do a whole flash movie about the guy on fire in the wheelchair (Make sure to give him anime eyes) fuckin' princess preach.

Dudes, and you could name the flash "Hikaio- Story of our love"

No, seriously though, good job. Fat Badger is a fat fuckin' shakey fuck.

Two bad movies collabs in such a short time...

Wow. I'm impressed. I just got back to read a response to an earlier review (I'll be crying for weeks, and hoping in vain for a flash request from one of you), and there's already another collab out with three of the same authors! Predictably, it's of sub-par quality.

Revrent-Was it three frames with music? Yeah. "Talent" right there. You don't have anything to improve on specifically because everything should be improved.

Fat_Badger-Graphically pretty decent. Granted, it's short and dumb, but the whole flash is.

Squareshard-A bouncing image of a man next to an image giraffe, and a sound clip identifying the giraffe. If a retarded person wanted to make a flash, I have no doubt that they would exactly replicate your work.

Bigarmybug/GreatArmyBug-Have you ever watched a bad collab and all of the sudden you see something seemingly unrelated and think it might be good? Neither have I. Clever though, the way you made two static images move rapidly back and forth as though to emulate sex.

I gave a two for graphics, to signify a slight improvement over The Futurama Collab. Style? Zero for that again. Sound gets a two because even though there were a few instances where it messed up, it wasn't especially painful to listen to. No violence, and menus don't really count as being interactive. Humor? Zero again. :P

Overall is a zero. Bad concept, bad animations based on the concept, and a hint of bias against authors with a legacy for shitty work.

SquaresHard responds:

Message from Legumious:
"Flash by Legumious: - none -" Logically, if I wanted you to review my flash, I would upload it, right? Send me a message saying that you want to see my flash or I'll cut myself. Srsli.

once again youve outdone yourself with another great and boring ass review that has nothing to do with anything. its ok tho, i know you are angry at the world right now because your mom has cancer and your dad sexually abuses you on a daily basis, but that doesnt meant you should take it out on us innocent flash makes who are just trying to make collabs for the whole world to enjoy and see. i mean im sorry if we used pictures of your family for the collabs menu, but we just didnt have anything else to use. anyways, thank you much for the review again, much appreciated, and dont worry, your mom still has like 3 months to live, so you can still spend some time with her in the meantime while your dad assrapes you daily, peace

a classic!!!

people who don't like this look at the bright side at least your not retarded lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked it.

What a good song selection. Steven Lynch rules! The only annoying part was that laugh... made me want to turn my sound off. Other than that it was awesome. Bravo!

Pretty bad.

I thought the little animation where the guy was falling on fire was kinda funny, made me do half a chuckle, but all in all, it was quite horrible.