Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the USA...
"The world we created will one day do justice so that Saddam Hussein and <burp> human dignity shared by all without squandered lives, persistent poverty, broken treaties, freedom <crowd boo>...side...by side America stands committed to destroyed innocent lives. Our principles including my own are suffering on a massive scale unlike raging disease <wet fart>"
That gave me a good laugh! Great job!