good idea, crap game
this game is humorous, but its repetitive and pointless, it doesn't deserve front page, i've seen better games get a score of 2.10 or under. I don't understand.
Reviews for "Cheney's Texas Takedown"
Crap
This is just a skeleton frame action script with two, maybe three movie clips in the game. The game is boring and unoriginal. You got the front page for using headlines. Congratulations retard, you can read a newspaper. If you're gonna make a game, put some time in to it.
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you know, its not that funny. Im not just byest cause im republican either. the joke just doesnt go that far. ill say its kinda funny, but not enough to carry this shit-pile of a game above a 1. try harder next time.
Pretty terrible...
You could have done much better than that, given the event. No blood? One level? The bullets looked like baby onions. The animations did flow nicely, but having the characters drop off the screen negated that. Different types of sprites would have been nice. THe only reason it scored so high was because it gave every angry liberal teenager a chance to lash out at a public figure. Lord Cheney will have his revenge...
Shoot It In The Face
I'll tell what was wrong with this 'game':
The art was common and uninteresting.
The targets were all the same all the time.
When you shot someone they didn't even fall over.
The music was repetative and, well, lame.
Gameplay was far too easy. Mash the spacebar and scroll up and down. No challange; I got the best rank my first (And only) try.
The good things, however:
You have good timeing, and the whole issue itself (Not your game) is funny.
Nice resuly screens; they're the best part of the whole thing.
Try again, sucka.
shaunreim responds:
The resuly screens and the timeing are what this game was all about!
- Sucka