The voice killed it
My god, is that an annoying voice. I couldn't believe that I withstood it as long as I did. And after that, the flash just wasn't that funny.
Reviews for "Ass In Your Face News"
beaton responds:
Man, you are an asshole. I can't believe you're making fun of my voice. You've given me low self esteem.
let me first assure you, this is not a joke
As much as I love christain homophobes, I'd have to say the was the second worse thing I have ever seen get through judgement.
You need a history lesson, first of all. Secondly, you ought to be slapped for wasting people's time.
beaton responds:
You ought to be slapped for wasting your own time.
Homophobia is anti-Christian, therefore, I'm not a very good Christian, even if I was a fucking Christian, and if I was a fucking homophobic, which almost unending continuous lines of fag jokes doesn't constitute me as being one.
By the way, your english sucks relentless throat swallows of shit-smeared cockage. Slap yourself again for being an idiot and then again for trying to argue while being an idiot, you stupid idiot, LOL. I'm laughing at you because you're an idiot. LOL again.
amazing
I'm amazed for three reasons:
1) A piece of crap like this can actually get through judgement
2) You can actually make sound that desynchronizes this badly, 10 seconds or so at one point
3) Someone actually liked this
And when I say it's a piece of crap I mean it.
beaton responds:
I'm amazed:
1) You thought your opinion mattered.
2) Speaking of desynchronizing, I always wondered, when you fags do mouth sex, does your voice desynchronize and release from your anus because your mouth is clogged? Maybe that was a silly question.
3) Your mother liked it.
Yes...
...let's ignore the fact that at one point in time, Christians were the backwards, witch-burning, irrational fundamentalists while the Muslims had a vastly superior civilization, developing in both math and science. God bless the medieval times. Today, it's all the same bullshit, just reversed. Don't believe for a second that some Christians aren't equally capable of the shit that a few Muslims are crapping out. If some of the Christian organizations I've seen had their way, even a site like Newgrounds wouldn't exist - at least as we see it. You certainly wouldn't be able to post a Flash with the main character having a giant ass for a face.
That being said... for some reason, a talking ass as a news anchor seems... pretty funny. The voice you did for the Ass Anchor was pretty good - although it eventually got annoying. Your graphics were decent enough... I guess I just don't agree with your politics. Luckily for you, I can't really base my judgement of your Flash solely on that.
beaton responds:
Yeah, yay. They were developing in math and science. And in 2006 can now use it to blow themselves up.
I wasn't advocating Christian history, and witch burning is American history, and we all know their history is thoroughly fucked up.
Christian organizations having their way is irrelevent. It's called the World Wide Web. Anyone from anywhere can make a site about anything they want at anytime.
In this day and age, Christians aren't governed by corrupt leaders like in the old days and they're more peaceful people when protesting, if they can respect what they are taught.
"A few Muslims" -you're just wrong there. It's thousands of Muslims.
The Muslims aren't adjusting to the free speech concept like other countries, and that's the problem. If there was media a thousand years ago, they would be having a tantrum just as they are now.
And the Muslims I mentioned are only the Muslims who are violently protesting the cartoons. And those are the Muslims in the Middle East. In North America for instance, the Muslims' protests are peaceful. Therefore, the problem is the society they're being raised in with their destructive mindset.
Wow...
wow this was... this was awesome. It was the funniest shit. I wish there really was a Mr. Assface on the news.
beaton responds:
Well, there's Joan Rivers.