not bad, not bad
This game wasn't that bad. First time i tried this game i had my speakers on full blast in my campus room, and the music freaked out the girl next door for some reason... anyways thanks to your game, it gave me a good night ;)
Reviews for "Corpses of the III Reich"
Shittiest Shit to ever Grace Newgrounds (it sucks)
This is a shitty game with piss-poor gameplay, one boring, NOT SPOOKY AT ALL looping song (that i got to anyway), and cheap screamers (with images that actually aren't scary) thrown in for "schocking effects and sickening scenery!". Oh yeah, that sickening scenery? MAYBE a dozen textures, re-used over and over again (noticing a trend yet?). the "mysterious, elaborate and original story." consists of 20-something lines of bad goth poetry at the beginning in the intro, and seems to be some half-assed amalgamation of Castlevania and Wolfenstein. Actually, no, it's just Castlevania. Not in the entire time i gave this game (forty seconds) did i see a single mention of the Third Reich, or Nazi Germany at all.
If you play this game, you just got suckered. And if you buy it, you'll be getting suckered, and helping some lazy pricks make a living off of, well, nothing. I normally and not this harsh in my reviews, but advertisements and screamers piss me off, especially on Newgrounds. FYAD TotallyGame.
tl;dr version: if you're trying to sell your flash games commercially, for more than ~1$ a dozen, the games have to actually be GOOD. or, atleast not as shitty as this.
LOL...is this suposed to be scary?
i cant beleve you actually spent time makin a game dat no one would buy..15 bucks lol!!! if it was lik 3 or 2 bucks then maybe youd have yourself a buisness..nwayzz the game its self isnt scary the only scary part was when the first face apeared..only cuz i waznt expectin it..otherwise it blows..nd try makin a new intro cuz the story text rolls to fast nd it gets boring..nd make the screen size smaller..well ill give yu 5/10 for the effort nd animation of the zombies..gud try better luck next time!!!
P.S: i forgot...the music is fukin anoyin...you could try puttin a more action type of music maybe yull make people wanna blow some zombie ass
Its pretty good
Its a nice game, the effects and such remind me of Silent Hill. The way the shock valu of those pesky faces comes out also reminds me of Silent Hill. To all those people who get there panties in a know over the mention of WW2(oh no i said it!!!!) . Get a life, the horrors of WW2 live on only because of you types of people shoving it in other peoples faces. your the real nazi's cause you promote it by mentioning it every secound you can
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This game is a piece of crap, i'd rather go and buy a PS2 game than this..the music was pretty good though, but everything else sucked big time