Dude...
Man...this isnt even funny, "My cock is a bigger celebrity than you, and it skates!" Ok that was possibly the most predictable thing i saw comin. Dude you were amazing with Y.A.A.F.M., but this shit wont fly. What in God's name has posessed you to try make it like David Spade's Showbiz news whatever its called. Dont try so hard, maybe it'll be funny, and i'm actually being TOO DAMN nice right now. I should just rip you a new fuckin whole walrus...but i'm a fan of Y.A.A.F.M. so i wont...good luck next time maybe...