As cold as I am, you made me smile.
I really love the voice of that one girl. The one ordering the soy latté thing. Although, the girl serving up the lattè is pretty good too. The shark voice really made me smile, I like gay cartoon animals.
Your range is still as impressive to me as it ever has been. The writing is good too, some of the concepts are pretty funny to me. Although, it's entirely possible that this appeals to me simply because I am very attracted to hippies and somber girls who serve drinks from behind counters.
If I weren't as lazy and unmotivated as I am, I would more fully utilize your talents and get you to work on something for me. Notice, please, that I said 'for' me and not 'with' me. I intend to just sit back and make you do almost everything, then tack my name on whatever it is that you come up with, all the while making it seem like I worked really hard on it.