Pay me money god damn it, I'm povert!
Whoa, I grew up in even worse conditions. Hell, even now I live in a smaller, shittier flat than the dwelling you showed in your presentation, and I still end up paying rent in the thousands. I know, I'm going to create a fund, it will be called: "Pay me, my life sucks, you must help me it will make you feel good fund." If everyone in NY contributes a dollar, I will make millions that way, just like the government.