A little TOO random for me, but funny
That was all over the place... but you had some great lines in it. Some of my favourites:
"one, two, one, two, one, two..."
"HmmmNa... HmmNa... HmmNa... HmmNa"
"Uh... Yeah!"
As for LiQuid-Silk... maybe you need to learn how to spell "TS ELLIOTT" correctly ;)