Listen to me.
I've got no problems with soundboards... but you're going about this the wrong way, Soundboards are widely known to be used in conjuction with prank phone calls, you need things like, questions, answers, taunts, commands etc etc etc... A few hello's, a yes, a no, a question, a goodbye and some random quotes, something people can actually use!
Your soundboards have no purpose, they can't be used for anything.