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Reviews for "The Cuntmelon Show Ep. 1"

Stupid

Umm...I thought for sure everyone on newgrounds was better at making flash then I, but this flash proves otherwise. Thanks for that, but nothanks for submitting me to such a thing.

CuntMelonClock responds:

I will remember not to submit you to such things in the future. However, if you want to talk about masturbation over a hot cup of Tubgirl, I would be quite happy to join you!

I love you a lot, I really do.

HOW DID THIS GET SAVED!?

I think I have finally figured out why I hate the Clock Crew so much. Not only did the name themselves after StarberryClock (May he rest in pieces), but they get together and save all the garbage that their group submits. Personally, I hope people start getting together and blamming everything the no-talent part of this group submits so that there is a chance it won't be saved.

CuntMelonClock responds:

Where have you been? Those people have been around for years!

Haha.

How funny.

retard.

CuntMelonClock responds:

Thank you! How kind of you to notice, I put on my retard hat specially this morning in the hopes that someone would!

HORIBLE!

just horrible

CuntMelonClock responds:

Yes, I know, but fortunately the sexy pixel-man covered up the ugly old japanese woman.

Way to rip off.

Way to go! You succeeded in making a flash completely ripped off of StrawberryClock's many "Vote 5 and get Porn" animations. I personally have always hated Clock Crew because they worship someone with no flash talent and automatically vote 5 on each other. However, that's not why I'm blamming this. I'm blamming this because you obviously put little to no effort into it and completely ripped off a bad idea in the first place.

CuntMelonClock responds:

Wait, who clock?