Hooooowe!
I can't stand this debotchery any more!
I am, in fact, President George W. Bush of the United States of America, and I have had enough of the sinceless taunting and violens that poeple seem to enjoy puting me through on this horrible site! As of this moment, I am authorizing, under the Patriot Act, the immediate and permanent closure of this site for un-patriotic propoganda against me, the United States Government, and The War on Terrorism! Any who violate this edict or resist shall be thrown into prison for...um...a very long time!! I have spoken! God loves you! September 11, 2001!!
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Just kidding! But wouldn't it suck if that really DID happen?
Everything is awesome! Some of the taunts were even really clever ("you couldn't beat the shit out of a wet bag of turds!"), and the animation was superb! Bravo! Top marks!