Reviews for Hobbit Rampage

[Yo-Man-SUP]

Uh, well...

To be honest, I couldn't play this game for more than three minutes. Not only did the soundtrack suck (you should've thought about that before looping it over and over and over) but the gameplay did as well. I was actually somewhat excited to see this game on the front page because I loved Battle for Gondor, but this... this was just a total dissapointment.

You play as an awkward hobbit who seems to be on acid when he's walking, since apparently he can't walk straight. Wait a second, he isn't walking -- he's floating! Oh shit! Flying hobbit on the loose!

Then it started subtracting points for me killing rabbits. What the fuck? What if I wanted to skin the little bastard and eat him, huh?

Whatever. I'm sure you worked hard but I found the game incredibly boring. I have more fun watching moss grow on trees than playing this shit.

5/10, since the graphics are okay.

[bruskie]

eh

i liked this game to start out with but it dragsd on forever and all of the weapons but the bow and staff are obsolete

[capnyoaz]

wretched, half-assed abortion of a game

Let's see, as we already know everything in the game moves really slow, even with the quality jacked all the way down. Our hero floats instead of jumping, and fights like a drag queen with a flacid wee-wee. All of this in addition to lousy gameplay, lame-ass weapons, poor graphics and what is probably one of the most annoying soundtracks of all time.

I would prefer it if this wretched, half-assed abortion of a game was just shuffled off to some dark, dusty corner of some Fantasy weiner's archive where it belongs.

[DrManhattan]

Above average. I enjoyed it.

Score: 109300

Kills: 185

Lives left: 12...

Some may not like this game, but I did. Nuff said... (maybe it's because I beat it in a single game while losing only 4 lives, who knows, but man did the ending suck total ass...)...

Good game. Poor reward. So says Dr. "I'm giving it a 5 anyway" Manhattan...

[Flamestar50]

I didn't really like it...

It was a fun game until the 3rd area, the enemies were too strong, the weapons were too slow and above all you lost health way too fast. I'd be sitting on a rock waiting for my frying pan to charge up and I'd be dying from a tin bee. I can see how someone would like this game but your character is just to slow...