Excuse Me
I'm a lock (Cloud here), and I have a mouth (when I decide to use it).
You obviously have no comprehension on what sucks or not. Aubergine, Peach, Clocky, Trash, Knuckles and more own your arse 200 times over. And there is more to us than simple 'moving a keyhole around a sphere or fruit.' And bear in mind Rubberninja used to be a lock, and I bet you like him.
If you want to say that someone sucks MAKE SOMETHING THAT'S BETTER THAN THEM!