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Reviews for "Chavs"

Not bad not bad

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Brilliant

Just the thing i needed, ran into some chavs today in manchester - not fun, jaw hurts, apparently i wasnt wearing the correct uniform and my pants werent tucked into my socks. Same old.

Nice flash.

Nice message at the end

Mozer responds:

Thank you :)

lol how true

the only thing about chavs this doesnt highlight is their ability to bring the collective intelligence of an area into negitive figures =)
unfortunatly chavs arent classed as rodents so its illegal to shoot them in the name of pest control, so you could be reported for inciting racial hated (chavs are a race?)

Hahaha

Really made me laugh, nice one.

Funny, but...

The graphics and sound were kind of lacking, but still entertaining. Being North American, I kind of had to look stuff up before I fully understood this.

Here's the lyrics:

Course: In me Burberry, in me Burberry
I’m gonna look well smart in me Burberry
In me Burberry, in me Burberry
I’m gonna look well cool in me Burberry

All right mates, it’s me, a chav
And this is best lesson you’ll ever have
On scallys and charvers and things that minge
From me Burberry cap to me sovereign rings

I’m gonna show you just who’s boss
So you’ll be sittin’ pretty in a class Lacoste
I’ll be drinkin cider before I’m through
So just sit back and listen to me crew
(Just sit back and listen to me crew)

(Course)

Check out me spoiler as I drive by
‘Cause it’s custom made for me GTI
My mum’s got a kid of every different color
But I don’t know why ‘cause she ain’t no looker

Me bling consists of a flash gold chain
That’s turning color when it starts to rain
I walk through town like I’m the man
With a minger on me arm with an orange tan
(With a minger on me arm with an orange tan)

(Course)

All right girls, me and me mates are going out in the park and we got a bottle of cider with your name all over it
(Check it out)
I go over to the park with some mates of mine
When I’m drinking White Lightening I’m on cloud 9
Coppin’ a feel of some cheap town chav
While she’s spewin’ up cider in me Burberry hat
I like hittin’ Goths and gaggers too
So if you’re one of these then join the queue
You’ll have the last laugh though, ‘cause I’m thick
‘Cause chavs like me end up in the nick
(Chavs like me end up in the nick)

And some terms I didn't know before.

Burberry: A baseball cap with a plaid kind of pattern
Scally: Similar to a chav
Minge: Dirty
Sovereign rings: Cheap gold colored jewelery, like something a rapper or pimp would wear
Cider: Alcoholic beverage

Learn something new every day, heh.