Crap...
I'm from Scotland, and I'd just like to say that White Lightning is a Female Ned(Chav to the English) drink. Buckfast is the real Ned drink. And I'd also like to comment on the Burberry. Only a select few Neds wear Burberry. Most just wear tracksuits or tracksuit bottoms and a polo shirt. And I feel sorry for the english equivalent of a Ned, as they seem to be the only Neds who go out with minging girls. My younger brother is a Ned, my best mate is a Ned, and the only Neds that are as you described, are the ones that take drugs and go out and get pissed every weekend. And as, again, this is only a select few, I feel the way you think Neds are is quite untrue. I am what us Scot's would call a Townie, but I associate with everyone from Neds to Goths. Oh, and another thing. I understand the part where you claimed that Neds beat up crackheads, but not all of them beat up Goths...