completely terrible
why is this on the front page? no one likes this flash. all the reviews are saying the same thing. frustratingly difficult, shitty irresponsive controls, lousy graphic, crappy rehashed gameplay that makes the original DK games blush in shame at being associated with this jittery train wreck.
tom fulp seems to be your only fan. he said "give it more than one level, give it a real chance". i did. and believe me, level 2 is no better, nor is level three, four, five, six, or any of the crappy nearly-impossible levels of this game. i found that even when i passed a level, i had no idea WHY i was able to pass that time, what i'd done differently, or how things went any better than the countless times i'd died. this game seems to be based on 50% sheer dumb luck and 50% maddeningly frustrating gameplay.
i have never seen a flash game more deserving of permanent deletion. i can't even begin to suggest how you might make improvements. it would take divine intervention to transform this ugly duckling into anything less than blinding.
if i never play this game again, i swear it will be too soon.
