pointless
It had good graphics and smooth riding ill give you that, but it was a pointless entry i hope it will get banned.
Reviews for "Portrait of a Modern Man"
BORRRRINGGGGG
WTF, it went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!!! That was so god damn dumb, i was waiting the whole time for a punchline, i thought that the shitty spray on hair was the end and that would be funny, but no, it kept going and going, god fucking damn dude im like scarred for life, shit!
hm
Were you trying to make some statement?
Were you trying to give off the illusion that this had some profound statement about how 'superfical' people are now or something? well one thing, it's been done, very obvious concept. And terrible execution. The only reason this is getting the praise it is getting is because it makes people feel smart because it has the word 'modern' and 'portrait' in the title, and then Because it has a WHACKY mix up that is caused by something, (which is also overdone and oh so obvious) and then a chain reaction. The simpsons did this all with ants, funny, the whole caption thing was a little to similar actually. I wouldn't be so hard on you if this was a flash that wasn't put in such high-estem. this is not a 'masterpeice' and it's no smart. it's pretty much a half of a half of a third as sophistacated and orginal as a Jeff Foxworthy joke about his aunt or truck. if you want to see something smart, and something with a valid and original statement type in 'ALANTHEBOX' in the search bar right here at newgrounds.
I honestly am in awe right now, at the fact that you people actually think this is good or something.
good bye
hatrobot responds:
I'm not trying to prove anything and I'm not out to get you. I just made a cartoon. It's not that big a deal. Sorry if I did something to offend you.
-robot
huh?
the only thing that kept me watching this to the end was someone came to my door and when i returned to the comp it was finsihed.
Too sketchy for words
this flash was just too long, too fucked up, too pointless, too gay and most importantly too bad!