Not really that funny...
Actually... Some parts were pretty funny... Like Haddock Boy's discovery of the chicken-flavored cereal bar.
The Introduction of Slighty-bruised Man was funny, but just about everything he said wasn't. The asian admirer's lines kind of made me smirk. But laughs are better.
Burnt Face Man episodes seem to be getting weaker.
Some of the lines you use are pretty common lines you'd hear any schmo off the street saying. I just think super heroes should have more colorful lines. "My penis is bigger than his, and I get all the chicks," just doesn't seem humiliating enough for it to be funny.
Seems like the line at the end, should be a hard-hitting punch line... A guy getting all the chicks is pretty common. Maybe if he said something like "My penis is bigger than his, and his lair is decorated with naked pictures of James Van Derbeak..." That's more humiliating than "I get more chicks than he does... Because that super hero probably gets more chicks than a lot of people. Less "manly men" would dreamily gaze at teen idols...
Also, I think Burnt face man's anger sort of kills the funny. Humiliation is more funny than anger, because you can be angry and still keep your dignity. I don't know how much help you're looking for from this site... But I hope I at least said something helpful to you...