Reviews for Where do clams come from

[SolidSnake69XX]

Kinda pointless

I mean... there was nothing really wrong with this... but... it just kinda sucked. It wasn't funny... it wasn't ineractive... it didn't have a real message... it was just kinda.... there. stuff happened and then it ended. Boring for the most part... And alot of it wasn't even explained... all of a sudden this chick is like the spirit of the tree or something... and the river makes his clothes turn red? wtf... then she makes a pile of twigs and gets mad when he sets them on fire... its just like... uhhhhhh? huh? wth is going on?...

[RJtheShadow]

This doesn't belong here...

I'll review honnest and fair but first a word from the mid-wise:

Put this on another site, NG has been poisoned with blood and sadism that it comes out funny. (and it really is!)
You should search a website or a forum that is quite nice, that doesnt look like it filled with rude people and link it there or sumtin. But not here, NG is for sadism lovers. (and its fun I tell ya)

If I weren't so cold of heart I would say its good. But I am...

graphics: own style, no special comments. Its good.
Style: swiftness is the most important thing to me. this one is good.
Sound: couldve been done better, I heard some things that I didn't like.
Violence: No real violence in it. NG exists out of it...sry but its teh truth.
Interactivity: I don't search after eggs if the auther doesnt say there are. And there was almost nothing to do...
Humor: I don't like this kind of humor. again, post it at an other site that has this genre.

[Blue-Tunic]

........@(*-*)@.............monkey

i didnt get it? how fast did he get naked? and wut were they doin?and y am i having an orgasim well i watched it? well who knows? good flash.............very very good...........

[Loafmn]

dumb

that was dumb but the music fit wiht it

[mafacka]

If u have a crap idea and go with it. u get this!

A poor story told in a dull way. so you tricked someone into making sound-effects, that doesn´t make it any better. The graphics are ok i guess, but it doesn´t matter when there is no good story to tell. the animations are also fine, but for what. how much spare time do you have? doesn´t even matter because this was a waste of any type of time........
Start doing crazy frog animations for Jamba if this is what you think is creative thinking.