Uhh
No, this isn't funny. Not in the LEAST. I'm actually curious as to how stuff gets to the front page. I mean, there was that one Mario thing that made it to the front page even though had the sprites that didn't have any transparent backgrounds, and that seemed to be on the fence of bad and purposely bad until the end where it DID turn out awful and I soon discovered it was getting upvoted because the person who made it was like 3 or something. And besides, how the hell do you jack off with pants on? Are these guys ALSO three years old or do they all just suffer from microdick?