Not trying to hate. Sorry. I expected more.
This was entirely too homo-erotic for me. Or anyone for that matter. I believe that you have the potential to do something worthwhile with those hands of yours, such as making decent flash cartoons. I am scared of our generation if this is the future of whitehouse programming. For that matter, I'd be scared if you worked at a mc'donalds. Too much power in your hands. For now, you should focus on better things. Like skweegying that nice man's car.
P.S. If you need an exorcism, or something for the voices in your head, Call 1-800-GOD-HELP
P.S.S. just in case you actually try, that wasn't a real number.