I knew it!!!
Only a robot could write such long-winded-ass reviews! S'bout time someone revealed the truth. Good job!
Reviews for "Tiger_Chick's Secret"
Well, let's see. Where to begin?
"As always when reviewing movies, CLock Crew or otherwise, I feel I must dispense some constructive critism whther or not the quality of said movie, the movie being reviewed herein thusforth referred to as "the movie", speaking of the quality, when making Flash movies it is clear that in the process of creating tweens yet I must emphasize that even though this movie was cleary intended to be crappy, as such, I enjoy hearing myself speak but I can't be entirely sure that when the Clock Crew submits a movie it is always good to remember that to appreciate the full lack of talent I am drawn towards this ham sandwich the power of what strikes me as odd is that the incredible always with the mass voting yet I don't understand what makes you want to be part of such a lame internet another review under my belt victory on the internet is a precious commodity now where was I ah yes the...flashing intro that without a preloader a sprite movie is simply not entertaining the grade I would give you as such in the case of this movie, whereas a rivalling submission would not get daily feature if you would just listen to my advice it is imperative for the goal of getting your movie past judgement that you keep in mind let
s face it you will nver win an award if you important to stick with is that separating your animation in layers will also help you keep a tidy library while an imported music file once compressed can my life truely be this empty I suggest you watch some movies and look at the obituraries there is a saying how about you use this time to your advantage in the greater scheme of things I can see how this fits where did your preloader go back to the drawing board unless you're willing to listen to my advice in which case I do reccoment you thoroughly investigate your options and try to keep an open mind here while sticking with...
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Well, let's see. Where to begin?
"As always when reviewing movies, CLock Crew or otherwise, I feel I must dispense some constructive critism whther or not the quality of said movie, the movie being reviewed herein thusforth referred to as "the movie", speaking of the quality, when making Flash movies it is clear that in the process of creating tweens yet I must emphasize that even though this movie was cleary intended to be crappy, as such, I enjoy hearing myself speak but I can't be entirely sure that when the Clock Crew submits a movie it is always good to remember that to appreciate the full lack of talent I am drawn towards this ham sandwich the power of what strikes me as odd is that the incredible always with the mass voting yet I don't understand what makes you want to be part of such a lame internet another review under my belt victory on the internet is a precious commodity now where was I ah yes the...flashing intro that without a preloader a sprite movie is simply not entertaining the grade I would give you as such in the case of this movie, whereas a rivalling submission would not get daily feature if you would just listen to my advice it is imperative for the goal of getting your movie past judgement that you keep in mind let
s face it you will nver win an award if you important to stick with is that separating your animation in layers will also help you keep a tidy library while an imported music file once compressed can my life truely be this empty I suggest you watch some movies and look at the obituraries there is a saying how about you use this time to your advantage in the greater scheme of things I can see how this fits where did your preloader go back to the drawing board unless you're willing to listen to my advice in which case I do reccoment you thoroughly investigate your options and try to keep an open mind here while sticking with...
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Transcribed by the scholar Willius Wonkus, for his report to the Grande Commitee on Ephemeral Reviews, AD 2005.
sweeet...
sweet great movie xD how did you get the digitized voice though?
StrangeClock responds:
That's my real voice. I had an... accident. :(
long review
you probably will think that i will do the same thing in this revies as "Tiger_chick" did in her review. but fear not for i dont have that kind of time so ill just get to the point as soon as i talk a little smack about your flash's.1. you are a good flash artist who could easily make a living off of his skills.
2. you need to get out more and stop making movies for a while.
3. do you accept scripts?
if you do my email is eon62001@yahoo
4. keep up the work lad i like your style.
5. i cant think of anything to say.
6. this review took 6 minutes to think up and type. enjoy your life
StrangeClock responds:
1) thanks, but I'm not interested much in professional animation.
2) This movie took me like three hours to make. I doubt it's of any indication on how I spend my day.
3) no.
4) thanks.
5) I got nothing either.
6) Goodnight, and Godspeed.