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Reviews for "Sexeymeow simdate V. 1.0"

Fail

the joke is old,just move on.its amazing how people make these supposedly making fun of stuff like this. i saw it coming a mile away .i gotta admit i laughed at the ninjers part but thats not really worth points.as stated before, its been done. try being original.gotta give you credit though at least you werent dumb enough to make some rediculously loud sound play.i should probly give you a point for that, but im not. that would mess up all those pretty 0's. this "game" is nothing more than some cheap attempt to look cool. sorry but you should try again because it didnt work.i guess im coming off as a bit rude right now but i just have most my patience for the idiocy on NG.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

OK I CAN SAFELY SAY YOURS IS ONE OF THE FEW REVIEWS THAT ACTUALLY PISS ME OFF.

Joke is old you say? Gee, would you mind sharing some links to the other simdate spoofs, I'd really like to see them.

You laughed at it? How about you give me some fucking credit for that you miserable bastard. I can safely say very few animations give me a laugh.

Ridiculously load sound? Oh, you commend me for that, but why should I have bothered? you gave straight zeros. Again, where is my credit for making the idea decent without loud shitty noises?

Frankly, I think your a miserable little boy trying to look cool and give me "pretty zeros". "Original"? Try to be "original"? I think if you read some of the other reviews they seem to think the things that happen in the movie are "original". "gotta give you some credit" you say? Where is it? I don't see it. Can I have it?

"Sorry try again?" why? so you can give my movie I actually try on straight zeros because it didn't contain any hentai? I think not.

I can't believe the incredible stupidity you have demonstrated in this review. Its not my fault your a miserable boy, and its certainly not my fault your a talentless failure at life.

Oh sorry, I must be coming off as rude. I really should calm down, but I have no tolerance to idiocy. Please forgive me.

Well, someone had to do it...

I'm glad that someone else is sick of the overglorified quizzes they try to pass off as a dating sim. After experiencing these travesties I realized that someone had to make up for it.

However, since you're making fun of it, I have to say one thing. The cat-girl's english was too understandable. It's supposed to be incoherant 1337.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

heh, if I decide to make a sequel or something I'll keep that in mind

thanks for the support

Meh...

It was ok, nothing too amazing. Although it's light years beyond the crap piconjo and co. spit out.

And also, this should not be rated "all ages"..

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

pfft, like anyone listens, that main hentai supporters are -13

ok

that was a decent gameish thing but neverthe less i found out what you said down there AHEM(your lucky im paid for this you ugly son of a bitch)

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

:(

Lol hilarious

That was great, I liked the robot ninjers.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

heh, robo-ninjers to the rescue :D