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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

Classic1

A classic peice of internet history!

I totaly get dis monolog

I hate the guys that talk with a passion

lol

Push button sink has happened many a time. Also, once i was at a restaurant that had tv's above the urinals (awesome).

Lol...

I actually had the Daughter Dad thing happen to me the other day. Im at work and I got to take a deuce, but when I get in there the only stall we have is occupado by Daughter Dad and his little girl (obviously). So I just washed my hands to keep myself from having that stupid feeling of being a Wait Behinder or a creeper and walked stright the fuck back out.

Agreed on everything.

Everything was great, and true. But lately ive been seeing some of these new hand-dryers called "Airblades". You push the button, stick the hands through the hand slots, and pull them out slowly, and they actually get you dry. But, lady luck dosen't shine so easy. Only places i've seen air blades are REALLY fancy restaurants. (ex. mints in bathrooms)