Very nice work, here! Glad to be a part of it.
That was very nice work. It was very cute and flows very well. I think most of the in-jokes were a little lost on most people here (heck, even I got a little confused, and I've been reading the webcomic.... semi-dillgently). But no one can deny the inherent humour in dressing up a man in wimmen's clothing agaisnt their will. If you can't find humour in that, life would be exceptionally boring.
After reading all the reviews however, I've come to the general conclusion that D&D Drow fans (or Drow fans in general who aren't aware of the Drow Tales webcomic) have A) no sense of humour whatsoever, B) take Drow WAY too seriously. I mean, you don't see fans of other races going "OMFG! ELVES/DWARVES/ORCS/HUMANS/DEMI-GOD ORTHOTHS AREN'T MEANT TO ACT LIEK TAHT!!11!!1!!! I VOET ZEROOOO!!!!11111!!" and C) have no sense of humour whatsoever.
C'mon, people! Lighten up! Even an all-serious, all-evil, BURNING with intense-rage-against-the-surface-world race of underground dwelling elf-folk have gotta have a day off, yanno? Sit down, have a cup of coffee, take a break from all that stress. Watch some TV. Does the TV clue you into the fact that it's not a completely serious take on the drow world? Hello! MCFLY!