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Reviews for "Crunchfest"

Rock on, FUNK Brs

This song is cool. Sounds like something from the 70's.

wtf

this is undiscribable :')

FUNKbrs responds:

Believe it or not, a lot of my material with "shitty" scores is BETTER than this, but everyone just downvotes them. WTF? Go through my whole catalogue and you'll find a lot of gems like this song.

I catch a lot of shit for only producing live tracks, but the technoproduction fags can kiss my ass, because every file starts with a vibration, not the other way around. I'm true to the live sound, and will be until I die. That's what gets me respect outside of the internet in production skills, and that's what makes my kind of engineering rare and VERY desirable to live bands.

I distinctly remember this from Territory War like over 10 years ago.

FUNKbrs responds:

It never ceases to amaze me how many people come back years later to tell me this song and Territory War were reminders of the happy parts of their youth.

Hello! I'm another one who came here for Territory War.

FUNKbrs responds:

You guys really do warm my stone cold heart.

Yo, just like anyone else, I actually came here from my childhood game, Territory War.

However, I heard through your Youtube comment that Al, your guitarist, is in jail. How did that happen?

FUNKbrs responds:

That's a bit of a dark story. Al... was a bit of a meth addict and a compulsive liar. There was a period of time when Al was living in a storage facility where he worked part time as a mover and we would also practice. He would often claim to come up with "tips" from moves consisting of precious coins, jewelry, and musical equipment. Being well aware of the storage facility's insurance policy, he had been committing numerous small thefts from storage units for extra cash, knowing the thefts would be covered and the victims would receive full value for their property, which they weren't even using. His employer had installed some new cameras and he "thought" he knew where they were. However, some of the cameras were infra red and were set up behind a wall through which they could still video easily. On these new cameras, he was caught and arrested. We were actually in the storage unit practicing and smoking when the cops showed up with his picture. Never saw him again in the flesh after that. He'd been in and out of jail a few times before this for various charges for which his story changed and was unreliable. At the time of his arrest Al claimed to have been making 18 dollars an hour, but his personal records recovered from the storage unit showed he'd been working fewer than 20 hours a week at 9.25 an hour. He was basically living off bean and rice cups from Taco Bell. He'd stolen from me in the past, and was apparently very far in debt with the bass player. The storage unit was unheated, so he lived in a tent with a space heater in the winter. He was a great guitar player, but goddamn, there had to be a line.