naaaaaaa!!!!!!!
it needs to be longer.
Reviews for "Koala Teaches"
Well
That was short and apparantly and I must say this I did learn something apparantly I didn't realize that crabs have sex with kids. Than again I guess if you break it down Michael Jackson has allegations of having had sex with kids and I am sure he has crabs or something similar to it. So therefore I can see the logic that crabs have sex with kids thanks for clearing that up though. On a more serious note however the graphics were decent and a koala clock how nice. Evil orange juice getting fondled but hey whatever I'll just give it a score of mediocracy and move on.
Blackmagic responds:
I'm amazed that someone can think of putting logic to something as random as this. But hey! Whatever floats your boat, or if you dont have a boat, a table.
Short
Firsr off I didn't like the fact that it was based on a clock flash. Also it was way to short and pointless next time make it a whole lot longer. The idea could have been good but the dumb crab thing just isn't it. Try a little harder on your ideas and thats it. The animations ws the only reason why I voted for its protection. The sound wasn't even from you or anyone that helped you make it, it was a clip and thats not very good. I would say do your own voices, but the sound effect of the projector and the screen was good that was the only sound bit that wasn't bad. Please next week isn't anal don't do that. I would like to see more of your work here as long as it isn't some kind of pointless flash that has awesome animations.
Blackmagic responds:
My own voice was in it.
OH NOES YOUR LONG REVIEW HAS FRIED MY BRAIN!
I SEE I WAS WRONG TO MAKE A SHORT FUNNY THAT KIDS ON A WEBSITE WOULD BLAM BECAUSE IT HAD A CLOCK IN IT!!
And so forth.
Hmm...
Messed up, but good animation.
Pathetic.
This isn't funny. It's too short to develop any sort of plot. What is the point of this flash? Luckily it was short or else I would've been pissed over the amount of time it would've wasted.
Blackmagic responds:
There was once a pair of trousers called Toby. Toby lived in the land of the metaphysical surrounded by numerous impossible objects. One day he talked to his father the 12 sided triangle. And asked "Father where do babies come from?" Then suddenly he realised his penis had just been bitten off by a mad goldfish.
These stories really make you think huh?