DUDE!
THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I was about to give up in the beginning (what a huge mistake that would be) but after the sign part i got hooked. THIS IS VERY GOOD! w00t!
Reviews for "Colin and the Donkey"
Nice.
That was quite funny. One thing, the word you want is 'consciousness', not 'conscience'. And maybe center align the text on the sign.