You seem bothered...
Well, for starters I'm not big on the whole comic books on newgrounds thing. I think a flash that has no animation truly lacks something. But for the brief period that the screen was panning I tried to overlook that. It was a little slow, but I was interested enough to watch... For a while. Then you started using a bunch of unnecessary profanity and irritating lines that no one in real life would use after middle school or so. As I felt my interest start to fade I realized just how long we had been in this same frame and I began to truly see that you planned to milk this one picture for all that it was worth. Finally, came the comment where in one instant I lost any and all respect and feeling of credibility for the character, the author, and quite frankly the series as a whole. It was that line about sucking "PRE-TEEN dick". It was very disturbing and, unless the character has been proven to be a pedophile in a previous episode, it was also very childish and unrealistic. If and only if that character is a child molestor worthy of the reference, then i suppose the comment is fitting, however that would add yet another element that would push me away from this series. Obviously it's a reflection on the author, I think you need to spend more time relaxing with your friends and venting frustration.