Sucksicuted. Killed by suck. Sucktacular. Etc.
Here's a rundown of my experience with the game.
Game #1: I click play. I click play AGAIN. I focus on the playfield and try out the arrow keys. A wave comes up and kills Mr. Bubbles. I lasted for 3 seconds.
Game #2: I click replay. I click play. I clak play AGAIN. My hand finds the keyboard just in time to jump Mr. Bubbles away from the wave hitting the first platform. The wave doesn't even come close to him, but kills him in mid-air anyway.
Game #3: I click replay. Play. PLAY, DAMNIT! I immediately jump Mr. Bubbles to the second platform. Waves wash over the first and third platforms. And again. And again. Eventually two waves wash over those two platforms at once. It's 34 seconds in and nothing has hit the second platform. Finally, a wave brews under the second platform. I push up and left, and Mr. Bubbles dutifully walks off the platform into the void. Huh?
Game #4: Click click click. Okay, now I'm ready. Wave comes up under first platform, I jump to the second one. Wave comes up under the second platform, I jump to the first one. "Cool, this must be what the author intended." Here's another wave under the first platform. I push up and right. Mr. Bubbles flies into the air towards the second platform. He lands on the second platform, but--DOESN'T? In fact, he sails cleanly through the second platform, back into the void.
Game #5: I close the window, vowing never to open it again. I win.