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Reviews for "My American Idol Tryout"

Well...

First off, if you're gonna be musical.. At least try learning more than 2 chords on guitar... Goddamn repetative that was, and the "chipmunk singing" didn't gain any points for humor or whatever you were hoping to accomplish. I feel like my musical talents have lessened by watching this clip...

PureCarnage responds:

Your musical talnets have lessoned. My work here is done.

sexy

that guy in the flash was real hot... i want to do him right now.... jk

PureCarnage responds:

Yeah and you're a guy too, which means it would be bum bum love. I don't know if I am ready to dash into the world of homosexuality with my virgin asshole.

I am sure you can order a real doll in my image :P

yo what?

funny a little on the obscene side but funny.

PureCarnage responds:

I'm a bit of a potty mouth!

Cool, but...

It wasn't too original cause you changed your voice... it sounded too much like the vagina shong cept I could hear the words. This is what the judges would say:
Paula: I thought it was cute I liked it, plus it was original!
Randy: Yeah, I uh, agree with Paula it was great keep up the good work man!
Simon: <sigh> yes yes, that was cute and all but the American Idol contest is for people who 1 can sing and 2 look the part of someone who would want to be emulated. You on the other hand my friend make me want to vomit. And I will see to it that anything sent from your e-mail adress is instantly disposed of. Good luck and good day to you sir.

~Ahh, but screw the judges it's America that matters right? And I gave you an 8 right ?

PureCarnage responds:

I do have a habit of sounding like the gendre that I am emmulating... that aside, great review. I say screw the judges, I'll take your 8 over thier 0's. :D

Gimmicky

I think the chipmunk thing was originally intended to hide your voice, for lack of confidence? But the problem is, I couldnt understand individual words... it sounded like it would be funny, i heard stuff like "balls" and "motherfucker" lol. But man, if Billy Corgan can make millions singing ballads.... hell anyone can. Not that youre going to make millions. Anyway, lose the chipmunks cover-up, or at least drop the octave a couple of notches, to slow it down a bit, if your voice is THAT horrible. I'd like to hear all that was in between the motherfucker and the balls please. 3 for u, considering i couldnt hear it.

PureCarnage responds:

Nah, I just like things pitched this way, always have. I have other songs in my own crappy voice, but blah...