I didn't really get it
There just wasn't anything entertaining about it to me. I respect adam philips and i suppose if he thinks it is funny then thats his opinion, but really it just bored me. I would comment on length but you take the time to mention the e-card nature and the contest so i suppose thats ok. I gave a 3 for animation because it was moderately well drawn but the entertainment aspect was just really lacking for me.
~Zuberi13
P.S. you are getting way to critical when responding to bad reviews. I mean insulting reviewers isn't going to change their review and it seems childish. If you need to respond to defend yourself then thats something but most of the time your response is like 4 times the length of the review itself and really just is insults....