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I'm not giving it a low score because it doesn't have naked women. I'm doing it because:
1) There are way too many things like this rotting in the portal.
2) It's nothing new or special.
3) I don't like your haircut.
4) Let's face it, almost anybody can make something like this.
Yes, this probably will survive, but I don't want it to. Sorry for being so evil.