I like the work you put in.
First off, I liked the beginning, where the words appear in sync with the music. Obviously that is not something that can be done overnight.
Second, you said that NG is deteriorating because of "a wave of obnoxious characters and furry porn". However I feel that it is detiorating because of people who write shitty reviews and submit shitty movies just to annoy people. Tom and Wade Fulp can only do so much since they have enough problems without these little smart-asses causing trouble.
Third, if God kills a kitten each time people masturbate, and if there are more humans than kittens, wouldn't the poor kittens be extinct? Oh, man, why do I feel so sad now? *sniffle*
And lastly, that random story (the one that had George Clooney in it), was good reading material. Oh, and that tombstone, in my opinion, is an understatement.