Wow - looks like she's got balls stacking back there! Man I can't help myself, but I can see a FACE back there. Almost like an owl or something (a fuck me in the face owl) - those shiny spots on the the pockets are the pupils, the pockets the eyes, the BULGE a beak/nose.
It's been so long there she should be a few kids banging around there ankles already.
No disrespect to your abilities, that's what I see though :-D
And lets' face it - Valve says fuck off, leave me alone, we'll do it when we start giving a fuck again, since we never have to work again based on the profits from the Steam network.