I'm sorry to tell you this....
According to Thefreedictionary .com the definition of a “Teaser” is “an advertisement that offers something free in order to arouse customers' interest “. That really did not “arouse” my interest what so ever. The only thing that did was make me think.. make me think “that guy is smoking away is child support check I bet”. I would really look into a new subject matter for that one. If you are trying to get us into whatever the hell thats going to be.. please.. try another way.